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title: Your Windoze to a Better Computer Vocabulary
description: On this day in 1975, at a time when most Americans were using typewriters, childhood friends Bill Gates and Paul Allen founded Microsoft, a company that makes computer software. See how your vocabulary skills compute today.
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# [Your Windoze to a Better Computer Vocabulary](https://www.proofreadnow.com/blog2/your-windoze-to-a-better-computer-vocabulary)

 Written by [Phil Jamieson](https://www.proofreadnow.com/blog2/author/phil-jamieson) | Apr 4, 2017 11:30:00 AM

On this day in 1975, at a time when most Americans were using typewriters, childhood friends Bill Gates and Paul Allen founded Microsoft, a company that makes computer software. Originally based in Albuquerque, New Mexico, Microsoft relocated to Washington State in 1979 and eventually grew into a major multinational technology corporation. See how your vocabulary skills compute today.

**1. CD-ROM: **

1. computer data/read open monitor;
2. compact data/random-only memory;
3. compact disc/read-only memory;
4. computer died – read our minds.

**2. BASIC: **

1. Binary Assembler Sorting Instruction Computer;
2. Bill’s Assembly Stack Instruction Code;
3. Beginner’s All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code;
4. Binary Assembly String Internet Code.

**3. binary: **

1. consisting of distinct or unconnected elements;
2. having or marked by two mutually repellent forces or diametrically opposed natures or views;
3. consisting of only one in number;
4. relating to, being, or belonging to a system of numbers having 2 as its base.

**4. word: **

1. a number of bytes processed as a unit and conveying a quantum of information in communication and computer work;
2. a unit of computer information or data-storage capacity that consists of a group of eight bits and that is used especially to represent an alphanumeric character;
3. a unit of computer information equivalent to the result of a choice between two alternatives;
4. a temporary storage unit.

**5. hexadecimal: **

1. affected as if by an evil spell;
2. of, relating to, or being a number system with a base of 16;
3. evil or misfortune that comes as if in response to imprecation or as retribution;
4. of, relating to, or being a number system with a base of 6.

**6. MS-DOS: **

1. Microsoft Disk Operating System;
2. Management System Disk Overwrite Software;
3. Microsoft Data OnSite;
4. Mediocrity Stays – Deliver Or Stagnate.

**7. VoIP: **

1. Virtual or Independent Processor;
2. Virtual office Internet Protocol;
3. voice over internet protocol;
4. Very old Interactive Program.

**8. Boolean: **

1. a logical combinatorial system that represents symbolically relationships (as those implied by the logical operators AND, OR, and NOT) between entities (as sets, propositions, or on-off computer circuit elements);
2. the quality, state, or capability of being connective or connected;
3. a tree diagram which is used for making decisions in business or computer programming and in which the branches represent choices with associated risks, costs, results, or probabilities;
4. well versed in computer use and technology.

**9. Ethernet: **

1. an electronic communications network that connects computer networks and organizational computer facilities around the world;
2. a computer network architecture consisting of various specified local-area network protocols, devices, and connection methods;
3. a computer architecture in which a number of processors are interconnected in a manner suggestive of the connections between neurons in a human brain and which is able to learn by a process of trial and error;
4. something that provides security against misfortune or difficulty.

**10. bell curve: **

1. the symmetrical bell-shaped curve of a normal distribution;
2. a curve describing the large market of mediocrity, which the makers of Windows have aspired to dominate;
3. a graph of a Gaussian distribution, with a large rounded peak tapering away at each end;
4. all of the above.

 

 

**Correct answers:**

1c; 2c; 3d; 4a; 5b; 6a; 7c; 8a; 9b; 10d

 

**Figure your spot on the upgrade chart:**

| **# Correct** | **Message** |
| --- | --- |
| All 10 | Your brain is right up to date. |
| 7-9 | You’re just a couple of versions behind. |
| 4-6 | You’re way behind – better upgrade today. |
| 2-3 | Just junk it and buy a new system. |
| 0-1 | No updates made since the seventies! |

 

 

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