He added an “s” to emphasize his strong desire for a baker’s dozen, and the rest is history.
For those of you who weren’t alive during that time, here are the rules for pluralizing family names, beginning with the rules for pluralizing English nouns and proper nouns.
(If you’re an “I don’t care why, just tell me how” sort of person, then skip to the “Plural Family Names” section below. If you’re an “I want to know why so that I’ll always know how” sort of person, then read the whole shebang over the next four minutes of your life.)
Regular Plural Words
Irregular Plural Words
These plural words either have different endings altogether or they don’t change at all. This is sometimes because of their etymology. Are you going to have to memorize irregular plural words? Yes, and we’re sorry.
Plural Family Names
The same rules for pluralizing common nouns apply here. But take into account that you would NOT change a last name ending in a consonant + “y” to “ies” or “f” to “ves.” For that reason, you’ll only be adding “s” or “es.”
Take note (and say this out loud three times): An apostrophe is never used to form the plural of a family name.
Some of you are thinking, “But what about…?” Nope. Unless you’re talking about plural possessives. For example:
For names that end in “s,” resulting in the awkwardness of “Waterses” or “Rogerses” or other similar monstrosities, consider rewording your greeting. Examples such as “The _______ Family” or a series of your first names, “Nancy, Bartholomew, Theodore, and Alejandro Smithers,” work well.
In fact, you might want to avoid the issue altogether by signing greeting cards with “Love, from all of us (if you don’t know who we are by now, we’re not telling you).”
We’re kidding.
(These pluralization rules are based on the curriculum from All About Learning Press, which the writer used for years to teach English spelling and reading.)
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